Ghosturbate

The act of masturbation when a man wraps his white bed sheets around his penis and masturbates with it around said penis until ejaculation in which doesn't take the sheet off of the penis, then the man then falls asleep with the sperm and sheet making a mold of the man's penis looking like a ghost.

Bill: Hey Jim, I ghosturbated last night and my mold was 7 inches!

Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.

by SergeantBooty December 26, 2014

gogsturbate

to wear goggles whilst masturbating.

"julia likes to gogsturbate while watching oompa loompas so she does not go blind"

by Julia_Wets_the_Bed February 10, 2006

Goosturbate

The act of jerking off a Goose’s Neck

Cline left his house to go down to the lake to Goosturbate.

by Chopperdave631 December 2, 2020

gasturbation

(n.) the act of shoving one's penis into one's anus and farting until orgasm

"Son, I think it's time we talk about gasturbation."

"Matthew?!?! How could have been gasturbating in PE today!??!"

by Tom Diputs January 2, 2008

gasturbation

Synonemous with queef,but done while the female is pleasuring herself.

George:*listening at a door* Woah! it sounds like liz is in the middle of gasturbation!
Tony: Tote's Mgotes man!

by mcfidlstyz June 25, 2010