Johnny got the cutest Gayster Basket from his boyfriend this year! It had rainbow condoms, assorted lubes, a butt plug and tons of porn. Oh -- and three kinds of poppers.
Jose-aye mayne fuck them gayster diksiples
Leprakhan-they fuckin pussy bitches Dust-fuck them they cocksuckin hoes
Ju Ju-they all finna get merked homes
It's a secret!
But no seriously, Gaster is a secret character from the game UNDERTALE. Said to be Sans and Papyrus' dad. Well, it's not confirmed, but he may be. He speaks in WingDings too.