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gay agenda

There are two definitions for the gay agenda:

1. (the incorrect one):
The gay agenda is commonly referred to by conservatives and Christians as homosexuals' general set of goals:
- Make everyone gay.
- Bring about general demoralization of society.
- Break down the family unit.

There are other goals according to those who accept this definition to be true, but these are the ones most often heard.

2. (the correct one):
-Promote equality and tolerance for everyone (including, but not limited to equal marriage rights): gay, straight, black, white, whatever. Period.
1. Those gays always want to get into our schools and our politics so they can promote their gay agenda.

2. Someone who accepts the second definition probably would not use the term gay agenda, unless talking about how it is used incorrectly.
by through_the_looking_glass February 4, 2010
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gay agenda

A term coined by Radical Extremist Christians/Republicas/Conservative/Right-Wingers in an attempt to scare the voters into denying homosexual rights.

Honestly, there is no gay agenda.
Alright, you want a gay agenda, here's one:

9AM Wake up
10AM have gay sex
12AM Do peoples hair
3PM hang outside the schoolyard for some molesty funs!
4PM Design clothes
5PM turn a child gay
7PM watch Bravo
10PM more gay sex
by yeah, right... March 6, 2010
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Gay agenda

the Gays secret evil plot to make sure people are allowed to love (or not) who they want....and be there true selves regardless to gender norms
Boom that's the gay agenda
"what's the gay agenda?"
"To take over the world, one gay at a time"
by Dcimpulse66 December 21, 2019
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Gay agenda

A group of people in the LGBTQ+ community who meet up every full moon to summon Satan, be swaggy and discuss plans of world domination.
by carpet boi November 20, 2021
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the gay agenda

We will take over soon ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘จ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ
by Gay overlord December 13, 2017
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the gay agenda

the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*
here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives
by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023
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Gay Agenda

A shared form of delusional psychosis, in which predominantly Right Wing Christians believe that The Gays have formed a secret, evil cabal to take over the world and make everybody gay. Also known as Folie ร  Religieux
"There is no such thing as the Gay Agenda! Go and take your meds you lunatic!"
by The Opinionated Atheist NZ October 10, 2014
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