gazerm

The spot between a person's belly button and their genital area. It covers the bladder.

Damn I have to piss so badly. My gazerm is killing me.

by s(O.o)s March 5, 2009

meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.

Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!

by Johnadam May 31, 2006

Gazzerwilly

Someone who has a famously small willy

Your such a gazzerwilly

by Judgegaming July 1, 2018

meat gazer

1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)

1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"

by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006

Meat Gazer

N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.

Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.

by Dervienerslider November 3, 2009

shark gazer

A shark gazer is a white woman who is not a full blown mud shark but is shark-curious.

I just saw your girl just check out a black dude... is she a mud shark?

I don't think so, she said she never hooked up with a black guy.

I guess she's a shark gazer then, you should dump her before she turns into a mud shark.

by thisisnotJG July 7, 2010

gayzer

nickname for the lazer in Halo 3. possibly the worst weapon ever created ever in anything ever created.

Man, they have the gayzer in the bitch spot. Someone kill that ho.

by Pseudo Intellectuals February 11, 2008