gasper

Someone who likes to be choked or strangled while having sexual relations.

Before he tied me up to f*ck me, I reminded him that I'm a gasper.

by Queen of the Gaspers September 8, 2006

german gaspedal

pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD.

While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then decided to turn around and give the bastard a german gaspedal.

by quiefer April 12, 2008

Gasper chair

An improvised chair made of cardboard boxes, often used at a startup business with a shortage of furniture.

They were all huddled around the long table, some of them sitting on Gasper chairs hastily put together from teeshirt boxes.

by hey youz guys May 1, 2015

gasperated

The feeling of being in disbelief, slightly amazed and disgusted all at once.

When one is feeling gasperated no one feeling is stronger then the other, it is a balanced mix that really makes you not sure how you feel.

I was so gasperated at the fact she was eating raw chicken meat, that I couldn’t remember what she said her name was.

We were all gasperated that her poo looked like a crippled swan.

I was completely gasperated at the fact someone’s breath could actually smell like that.

by Nick S (Dredneck) February 21, 2007

gasper

Slang for a cigarette.

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.

by circushead August 4, 2006

gasphemy

When, failing to control yourself in church, a fart slips out and interrupts the sermon.

What did you confess today?
Gasphemy - I was the one who knocked out the nun.

by mossyrock February 15, 2015

Gašper Vidmar

The best basketball player of all time. He wears the number 14 and originates from Slovenia.

I hope we get Gašper Vidmar he is the best of all time.

by Nisemhotijebac May 26, 2018