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1. Catchphrase uttered by Michael Swaim in the Streamy award winning show, Agents of Cracked.
" GASP! The Chief! "
Guest Adjourned Shit Predicament. The predicament one finds themselves in when busting for a shit whilst expecting a guest or visitor to arrive at any minute; thus forcing one to either take the gamble and snap one off and risk having their expected visitor arrive whilst defecating or hold onto it and hope that it goes back in.
Joel said he would arrive at 2:30pm it is now 2:35pm and I am really GASP'ing!
GASP by stitch23red August 26, 2015
Derived from the type of girls found through cyber arrangement that for some reason allude the moral conscience of being concindered a prodtitute because they spend the night and cuddle.
John: What did you do last night?
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)

Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.

Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
GASP by Bogus24 November 15, 2017
Describing a situation when somebody is being highly selfish or tight with their money.

When said the 'gaaaaa' part of the word is enhanced. At least for a second.
David wouldn't buy his round at the bar, he's a proper GASP
Gasp by ©™ July 25, 2006
when a human does something that makes them a stupid human and you are so shocked u cant even close ur damn mouth and make a noise
gasp oh no she didn't

oh yes she did gasp
gasp by WHATS FOR DIN DIN June 1, 2018