Garstang Academy

The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room

Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists

by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019

Ganstanger

Ganstanger is a gangster who drives a Mustang.

Damian is a ganstanger because he drives a mustang.

by Damian January 24, 2005

Gastank

To urinate in a persons rectal cavity. Can be followed by "siphoning" in which a hoselike object is used to siphon out the urine.

After John gastanked Jill, he proceded to siphon out the urine with a straw.

by Kyle J. November 10, 2004

gahstans

The biggest groupchat about Viih Tube's tv show, "O Enigma". Everyone loves the singers and actors Lucas and Bruno Berti, but specially Felipe Didonih, who plays "Gah" from the same series.

"Have you seen which song was gahstans listening to?"

"Nah. Which one?"

"Me Beija by GMeyer"

by gahstans October 11, 2020

Gartang

A crew or gang of people you are close friends with, but have never actually met in person.

Yo, when’s the gartang getting back together?

by Its_Penski May 19, 2021

GasTank

A reference to one's bottom

Ergh, Jesus christ Gary, shut yer GasTank will ya!

by ShugaDunkerton October 19, 2014

Gastano

A woman who is a super bitch. Her hair is looks like 1000 birds shited in it.

OMG look at that gastano over there.

by Jenken95 May 29, 2009