Garretting

When you integrate Chipotle into your sexual activities in a diverse and explicit fashion.

"Jerrod shoved some pinto beans into Brandyn's dirt star and he farted them into his mouth because the two of them like Garretting.

by BluestFalcon October 21, 2025

Barretting

Working endlessly on a really difficult literature assignment. The word came from Ms. Barrett, an intimidating and yet loving literature teacher.

Non-Barretter: "Hey wanna go out for movies tonight?"
Barretter: "Nah, about 3 more hours of barretting to go, on the writings of Emerson."

Non-Barretter: "I read books to entertain myself."
Barretter: "I read books to find the Truth."

by Guy from SF August 13, 2011

Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

Jarretting

To postpone/delay telling someone how you feel, to the extent that the person no longer finds you date-able

Bro, I Jarretted it, so now I cant tell her how I feel

Yo, you gonna tell her how you feel? or you just gonna be Jarretting it?

by Brotha_Doing_Yo_Motha January 25, 2010

Garething

When someone storms out of the room without a reason and with no warning.

He just left without a word. He's clearly garething!

by J.D.House December 1, 2009

Gretting

1. Gretting
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more. Often includes a jig, perhaps in the bathroom, while listening to music and gretting simultaneously.

I had an amazing gretting the other week, serious jigging.

by Long Haired Homosapien January 6, 2012

Gretting

Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more.

Season's Grettings

by Lucydougal December 19, 2011