guido garmin

Ankle monitor

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.

by anonymous August 20, 2023

garmin

Verb.
To garmin. To lose one's data irrevocably, and pay handsomely to either retrieve it or recreate everything from scratch

Oh no, my S3 bucket has been garmined.

by anonymous September 16, 2020