message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.

Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.

by IL4DD November 3, 2017

Garfias

An uncommon last name usually given to awesome people.

Person 1: Wow, Mr. Garfias is so awesome!
Person 2: Why?
Person 2: Because his last name is Garfias!

by Christopher A. G. March 1, 2008

Nasty Garcia

When a man and woman do a Dirty Sanchez and then, he continues rubbing it into a full beard.

She looked into the mirror and was astonished to see how her Nasty Garcia looked!

by Heavy GG June 5, 2018

The Garkies

A worshipper of the ship Gary the snail and Mark Zuckerberg. The cult started on April 12th 2020, on a nice Easter Day.

“Going to hang with the garkies today, hope nothing too naughty happens. ;)”

by Lllleemonade April 12, 2020

Alex Garcia

A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros

That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.

I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control

by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Kelly Garcia

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is amazing,smart,funny and so many other great things and when u meet her u will instantly fall in love with her and will just wanna hold her and kiss her and never want to let go. She is the greatest person ever.

amazing beautiful Kelly Garcia

by marcus fon April 22, 2011