gargoyle

To vomit and shit simultaneously

My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor

by Beg September 19, 2005

Gargoyle

The act of urinating in ones mouth, usually as a celebration, initiation or hobby.

Can involve multiple Gargoyler's when there is a chain of urine streams to mouths.

Did you see how stoked Ben was last night? He got naked in front of everyone and did the Gargoyle!

by 5033bradley November 21, 2011

Gargoyle

An alcoholic beverage as dangerous as it is beautiful.
8oz of mountain dew.
1 scoop of Gatorade "Frost Glacier Freeze" drink mix.
A generous helping of lemon drop schnapps.

Dude, i just mixed Wendy a gargoyle. She's gonna get more drunk than a fourth grader off Four Loko.

by Odin1362 November 13, 2010

Gargoyle

A fat girl who takes naked pictures of herself, and they eventually get posted on Is Anyone Up.

Gargoyle of the day on Is Anyone Up is always nasty.

by Fai hates you October 5, 2011

gargoyle

The Gargoyle is when u jump onto a keg and make a gargoyle like pose and growl. Then you take the tap and drink for a good 10 to 30 seconds from it. The gargoyle is used to kept keg lines long and mad. DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

At a high school graduation my 23 year old brother jumped onto the keg when at least 10 people over the age of 30 were behind him, the screaming got intense, but he growled like a gargoyle and made that keg his own. This one goes out to J.I. the greatest gargoyle in history.

by Brian Irish July 16, 2006

gargoyle

the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation
warning:
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
caution:
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
note:
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage

Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!

by LT Jeff December 9, 2008

Gargoyle

Gargoyle (gar-goy-uh-l) (vb.) : In this act of oral sex, the female will commense actions by laying herself down upon a couch. During this time, the male will mount himself on the ledge of a couch, in a position similar to that of a baseball catcher. Following this, the male will begin to insert his cock into the mouth of the famale who is laying down. The male takes upon a three point stance atop the couch similar to a football player or similar to a gargoyle statue. The male must be crouched on the top on the couch and with his free hand, push his erect, pulsating cock into the mouth of the female. If a person were to take a picture, it would look like a gargoyle statue is putting his cock into the mouth of a female. Hence the name, gargoyle.

Ray: "Oh man, you remember that slut I brought home last night?"

Eric: "Yeah. You have sex?"

Ray: "No, but I gargoyled her!"

Eric: "Boss."

by Michelle Wiater February 10, 2012