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To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.

This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.

You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
by kingofspin9 October 21, 2010
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a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.
Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n
by EgGeuua November 18, 2019
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1. Town in NJ that is pretty poopy.

2. Comic strip

3. President
Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.
by Mati, r. May 2, 2006
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Garfield is a city in the state of New Jersey. It is known as GField and for its bad cops and highschool, and its awful football team. Also, there are many Polish immigrants in Garfield. Its is known as The City of Champions.
"Yo lets go to garfield, foo!"
"Nah yo, fo' get garbagefield"
by Someone1112212221 May 17, 2007
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A bad idea that is accepted by the masses and made good through stupidity.
eat shit, ten billion flies can't be wrong!
by masked_mockingbird March 18, 2004
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Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.
Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.
by AflacJack January 18, 2005
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Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.
"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"
by kilo G September 30, 2003
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