Garfeldi

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

by Whomesty July 10, 2022

garfeg

A loud inward scream mainly used by aliens, such as the perfagniak race. It is also used by zombies and some alien hounds. It is used as a victory yell, or a battle cry, and is sometimes used to blow out chronic smoke from a large blunt.

Two aliens are arguing over who's chronic is better, 1 claims his chronic is the best, and the other lets out a blood curdling garfeg. Then both of them decide to load a blunt and share their chronic. They both let out garfegs simultaneously.

by Glactospire Tippledank July 5, 2007

garfed up

Messed up, ruined, worn.

"Aw shit, I just got these shoes and the toes are already all garfed up!"

by Skygal April 9, 2012

garfeld

A fatass orange cat who eats drug traced lasagna and smokes weed

"I hate garfeld"
"Me too he's an asshole"

by Pussydestroyer531 September 5, 2022

garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

garfelling

Having intercourse with the loose skin folds on a person's neck.

I immediately regretted entering the room without knocking as I witnessed Mitch and Donald garfelling one another on the floor.

by ChoGuth December 3, 2020

Garfeild

To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

by Jerry July 17, 2003