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gardyloo

Scottish origin; the exclamation a Scottish person would shout as he prepares to defestrate a bucket of slops out of a window.
Check out this bucket of slops, fellow Scottsman! I'm going to throw it out of the window! GARDYLOO!
by Scottie Dog Doesn't Know June 1, 2007
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Gandalf

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.
OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.
by thricegreatart May 24, 2010
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Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.
Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.
by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017
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Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"
by Rukusan August 30, 2005
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Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016
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gandalf

you shall not pass!
by lewis June 14, 2004
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Garda Panteri

The Garda Panteri was one of the elite brigades of the VRS (Republika Srpska Army) during the Bosnian War. The Garda Panteri was disbanded when the VRS merged with the ARBiH to form the current form of the Bosnian Army. The Garda Panteri is also popularized by Serbian propaganda and memes. Roki Vulovic frequently sings about them.
The guys of the Garda Panteri were a force to be reckoned with 2 decades ago. Unfortunately, they disbanded a decade ago...
by Serbian_Ops’95 December 27, 2018
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