When life is fucking you in the ass at every turn, in small and large ways, in every way it can, you are living the Life Gape.
Just lost my job, my bitch be cheating on me with her boss, I just spilled my beer all over myself.
Fuck bud that’s tough, sounds like you’re living the Life Gape
Fuck bud that’s tough, sounds like you’re living the Life Gape
by NSAssman December 23, 2018
Get the Life Gape mug.The act of man spreading so hard that ones boy pussy starts to gape. The open asshole releases a stench into the room, to the displeasure, or pleasure, to those around. Typically used in rare circumstances, because only few men can spread their legs that far. Man gaping can be used in some cultures to exert dominance.
Darragh: Holy guacomole what is that god forsaken smell?
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.
by PawgPatroller9000 May 3, 2021
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by C-Dog March 16, 2003
Get the gape mug.The gas which escapes from the gaping recipient's rectum right after the partner pulls out. This action is similar to the queef but in this case it is the asshole which expels the air trapped during the fucking action.
I pounded Mikayla's ass so much that when I put it back in her pussy she gape farted.
What was that shitty album from those douches LMFAO? Oh yeah, it was Sorry For Gape Farting.
What was that shitty album from those douches LMFAO? Oh yeah, it was Sorry For Gape Farting.
by da guvvamint January 24, 2016
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Get the Galex mug.After some severe anal penetration, if the girl's gaped,moist, ass is said to be so irresistable that one can't resist thrusting his/her tongue deep inside her juicy, tasty asshole,to retrieve all the anal juice waiting to be digested once again, then her ass is undoubtedly .... gapelicious.
Mark:John, what's up with your tongue?? It looks all swollen.
John: That bitch!!!! She tricked me!Last night whilst I was sucking all the juices out my girlfriend's gapelicious ass, her asshole tightened up on my tongue, leaving it bruised.
Mark:What can I say? As inviting as a gapelicious ass might seem it cannot be trusted.
John: That bitch!!!! She tricked me!Last night whilst I was sucking all the juices out my girlfriend's gapelicious ass, her asshole tightened up on my tongue, leaving it bruised.
Mark:What can I say? As inviting as a gapelicious ass might seem it cannot be trusted.
by the guy who loves anal August 27, 2011
Get the gapelicious mug.An anal gape is the continual hole left in the asshole after a dick has been taken out of it. Normally, it take a great amount of anal sex to create this gape, as usually the asshole will immediately return to normal once the dick has been taken out.
by Dee Brown January 13, 2005
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