Guanche

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.

During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.

by LowKey May 6, 2014

gauche

Lacking any class. Dumb and unartful, like most of the words in this dictionary.
fool

Man, you are so gauche. You ain't got no learnin'.

by jerdawg April 15, 2005

Gancho

How the bodegas in Hartford refer to a needle, rig or syringe. One gancho costs one dollar.

Hey papi, I need a ganch.

I'm so sick, but until I can cop a gancho this dope is all but worthless.

by Arm and Hammer November 9, 2009

Ganchav

Slang term for a vagina.

That bitch has a tight ganchav.

by Catchit July 4, 2012

gauchebusters

A group of evil industrial designers whose mission is to make life miserable for left-handed people; a right supremacist group

This kitchen sink is really uncomfortable to use because they put the handle on the right side. They really called the gauchebusters on this one.

by Pseudonymous B.I.G. July 18, 2018

gunche

a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby

what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?

by Meadow Soprano August 28, 2005

gauche

the classy way of saying awkward. use it.

sean, you are incredibly gauche.

by weinardy November 23, 2011