gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

gaffer

Boss, or manager

"I'll have to speak to my gaffer about that"

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Gaffed

When you hit your golfing buddy sending them into having to eat through a tube for 4 weeks and having 3 caved in teeth

You just got Gaffed

by Chuungy August 8, 2018

Gaffneyed

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.

(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)

I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.

by CBFFL February 12, 2010

Gaffet

a loser usually at the age of 40-50 who spends there time going on the internet to talk to 12-18 year olds. A gaffet is usually a racist troll who wants no better than seeing other people rage. no matter how many chances u can give a gaffet, he/she will never change.

no matter how many times i tell this gaffet named tonshaad/deadman to stop trolling, he still spends his time doing it.

by abs=gaffet April 14, 2011

giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017

Graffenberg Spot

long term word for G-Spot

Susie: Greetings Joe, I would much enjoy it if you would massage my Graffenberg Spot.
Joe: Yo hibby what?
Susie: Uhhh.....what's the slang around here?....oh yeah, my G-Spot.
Susie: A'ight dawg.

by Garnoffagus June 11, 2006