G-Tard

Someone who tries to act like a gangsta because they think it's cool, but ends up looking like a total retard.

Lame internet troll: Lil Wayne iz da bez raper in all ov timez mane, hez juz sooo gud!
Me: No he's not, Rakim is. Lil Wayne's lyrics sucks and he raps about stupid topics.
Lame internet troll: Yo fuck all doz big word rapperz mane, Lil Wayne iz betta den all ov doz over rated washed up has-beens who whine about there lifes!
Me: Why do you spell so bad?
Lame internet troll: Cauze speeling iz 4 loozers! I'm such a gangsta, I listenz two Lil Wayne, I where myz hat two da side, dat meanz Im a gangsta!
Me: No, it means you're a retard. You're a g-tard!

by Icy Wyte December 10, 2016

G-tard

Anyone who Googles everything, from spelling to proving an argument. Totally reliant on Google

"he is such a G-tard he even needs to Google breakfast recipes to work out how to pour milk on his cereal"

by action ant July 25, 2012

G-Tard

A high functioning retard with insane musical skills.

Holy shit , man! Did you hear that G-Tard shredding the guitar?

by hell666 June 22, 2011

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE

Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less

by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005

G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011

G-tard

Short for gay retard

Willie acting fruity, dude is a G-tard

by Niggalectual April 1, 2022