Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019

Fyre Defyre

Defier of fire; rhythmetic word.

Fyre Defyre owns.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

fyre eater

(n.) A homosexual man that inhales the products of combustion when another homosexual man ignites a fart in his face is said to be a fyre eater.

Did you see the singe on Tim's mustache? He's a REAL "fyre eater"!

by Fyre Blower January 13, 2011

Reichstag Fyre

Any of the flawed, fraudulent “national emergencies” promoted by the President in order to con his deluded base.

The border national emergency is a Reichstag Fyre Festival for mouthbreathing Trump supporters on Twitter. Except for Ann Coulter. Because even she’s not that stupid.

by TheDudeAbrades February 15, 2019

fyre braithin draigon waigon

a wagon pulled by a mythical creature whose powers include defying physics and poop

see physics notebook of fyre braithin draigon waigon

by ugan schlugan March 27, 2009

fyre bae

Fyre Bae most literally means a bae that you would pick up at the Fyre Festival. This type of person is most definitely a bro, likely has been in a fraternity, and now works in finance. When they are not wearing their vest and plaid T-shirt, you will see them in a polished button-up with a backwards hat. Fyre baes are known for their expensive taste in clothing, cars / motorcycles, and other material items. In their natural habitat, you will observe a Fyre Bae hitting on multiple women at time. Plainly stated, Fyre Baes are players.

Anthony is a Fyre Bae.
Anthony just bought a motorcycle and an entire furniture set from West Elm. He’s such a Fyre Bae.

by crazybetch23 September 7, 2018

Fyre denial

Fyre denial or Fyre denial stage.

When something is seemingly falling apart and everything evidences that but you’re in denial.

‘On a scale of Marie Kondo to Fyre festival, how together is your life right now?’

‘Still at the Fyre denial stage to be honest’

‘It’s fine, everything will be fine. Just need to suck some dick for water...everything’s going to work out’

by Lisa Coulter February 25, 2019