crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009

Fracking

A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.

Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.

by WarHighlander March 9, 2011

bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.

I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.

by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011

fackin' like a master

It has many meanings. It can mean hello, cool, or excited.

This phrase was developed by a man who needed something funny for his web comic.

Oh, Dave! Fackin' like a master.
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It would be fackin' like a master to play the gamecube.
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We're about to see Michael Jackson! I'm fackin' like a master at this moment.

by Patrick May September 3, 2004

ass-fracking

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.

I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.

by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014

Facking

1. When a group of people in a niche culture only discuss the aspects of said culture in a way that is inaccessible to all others.

2. Geeking out over something no one else understands.

"Those kids are facking over there complaining about their oboes cracking in the cold, snowy, weather."

"You silly kids are facking all over your video games!"

by püpslüt August 19, 2013