jacktripper3's definitions

envirovaginalist

Someone who tries to avert detrimental vaginal occurrences.

I had to forcibly inject astrolube between them in order to make bilateral clitoral contact. I hope an envirovaginalist doesn't complain about my bean fracking.

by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011

bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.

I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.

by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011