fyackin 

To smack your food while eating. To chew something very loudly.

Stop fyackin your gum.
Eat with your mouth closed an stop fyackin your food.

fyackin by Fyackin March 11, 2018

Toothpaste Fracking 

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

Toothpaste Fracking by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

Fracking Mess 

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.

"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."

Fracking Mess by CookPu69 January 13, 2014

Fracking 

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Fracking by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012

Fackin' Diddy Donuts 

A sort of food that is ordered by Neg, a famous Australian TV show celebrity who is famous for his Urban Sports on the show "Balls of Steel". This food is ordered when Neg plays "Urban Spriting", where he escapes from stores stealing items with security tags on them, trying to evade from the Security Guards, while to reach the nearest fast-food burger restaurant.

"I'll have 6 whoppahs, 2 double cheesburgers, and some FACKIN' DIDDY DONUTS."

Fackin' Diddy Donuts by DiddyDonutsFTW September 4, 2009

fracking off 

Jacking off at a picture of ur best friends girl friend

Guy 1:dude, i was totally fracking off last night

Guy 2:dam, so was i

Best friend:guys, wtf

fracking off by mexiballs March 21, 2009

fracking the bowels 

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

fracking the bowels by RBAK December 12, 2016