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by Milkiekid March 27, 2021

Frontin' Behind A Font

When someone over exaggerates how good or even how bad their life is on a social networking site, blog, etc. and when you see them in the streets/in real life it's not even like that.

Phrase is coined by PAT aka Mental Floss follow him @Mental_Floss817

I thought Meagan posted on Facebook that she just bought a brand new house and is loving life. I just went to visit and it's section 8 housing and her eye is black from her boyfriend getting drunk and beating on her. She's frontin' behind a font.

by Mental_Floss817 August 7, 2011

front-stalking

when a stalker cleverly positions themself in front of the stalkee, continuing in the same direction so as to appear normal

"That guy always seems to be in front of me."

"Maybe he is front-stalking you."

by bbubbols October 2, 2009

Reverse Front

A reverse front is when your homie got that weed that is so fire, there is no way they will front it to you. All the weed is sold out and to get some more you have to make a down-payment just to reserve some weed when the dealer re-ups later. You have to become an investor in his business just to buy some weed from the guy. It's that fire.

"Yo dawg can you front that fire to me?"
"Nah son I was just gonna tell you to reverse front me some cash! Join the other investors that are enjoying a return on their investment in the form of this FIRE!"

by reversefront June 3, 2016

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.

"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.

by h20kj May 6, 2010

Frontal Scoop

1. when a male, instead of wiping from the back, wipes his anus from the front going between his legs and under his ballsack, thus for easier and more convenient viewing pleasure of the soiled toilet paper

2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly

1. Yeah I walked in on him taking a dump and he was doing the frontal scoop. It was weird.

by Stevey Beavers March 23, 2012