feasted

when a man eats out the womens vigina or when he licks and sucks the rim of the anus

I feasted last night and she was into it.

by Ryan Caldwell April 15, 2014

fasted

Fake wasted. An alcoholic placebo.

Knowing that Sierra had never actually been wasted, her friends gave her what she thought was a very strong mix drink.
she was totally fasted even though it was only lemonade.

by Clemmentine September 14, 2007

flasted

a shorter word for flat-chested.

"That one girl in my science class is so flasted! I mean, she doesnt even HAVE tits!!!"

by gingerasainsftw April 10, 2010

fasted

To get extremely intoxicated. A step higher than the term "wasted". The word comes from when "fucking wasted" is used together. Fasted is a shortened version of that.

"Let's go get fasted at the bar!"

"I got fasted and threw up everywhere last night."

by Julio Escavez September 10, 2006

fasted cardio

A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.

Nick named "Hardio"

Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.

by The_mastaa October 28, 2015

Fasted

-verb
1. To get fucking wasted. 2. The White person's equivalent to getting crunk.

Tonight we're all going to get fasted at the party.

by danjoe October 16, 2010

fasteddie7

eddie bailietti HUGE FAG!!!!!!!!!! wow why does every1 hate this kid! someone needs a life!!!

" im eddie the massives FAGGOT!"
" i hate eddie no one likes him!"

by I HATE U EDDIE July 28, 2003