futchet

(fyoo-chit) N. a young, future ratchet. A ratchet being a diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

a younger female, usually under 18, that you know just by looking at her that she will for sure become a ratchet. a future generation ratchet. ratchet

*This ghetto, underage night club is filled with nothing but futchets.

by Tomchew87 June 3, 2014

futchi

Futchi is a mix between football and squash. It can be played one against one or with multiple players. The aim of the game is to shoot out your opponent and win the ball. Games are played in sets to 11 points.

Let's play a game of futchi.

by Zeroxeno May 18, 2016

Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Futch

Not exactly feminine... but not exactly butch (in terms of being a lesbian.)

Dani from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is futch.

by ---yeah January 7, 2008

Foutch

One of the two bitches of the dynamic Foutch/Dee-Dee Duo. Foutch is considered the "female" of this all-girl couple. Dee-Dee, while one hot piece of ass, cannot compete with the pure, sweet loveliness that is known as Foutch.

Foutch can be recognized by her blast-from-the-past outfits and "Bob" haircut.

She can also be seen using her patented "Foutchie" move. This includes waving her index finger in the air while pursing her lips and shaking her head. The sound she makes during her move is a sort-of a negative "mm-mm" sound.

Dee Dee has also often been seen and heard using this same motion.

Maan, have you seen how Foutch and Dee-Dee are always attached at the hip?

Yeah, I've also seen how they are attached in other places too!

by GMoneyGrill March 4, 2008

futchaw jingpin

A native african tearm for a kwala bear stuck in a train station

Chad,bret,toby,hayden TOO THE FUTCHAW JINGPIN!!

by Andy james April 30, 2005

flutching

The act of lying on one's back with legs crossed in the air, holding one's breath repeatedly as long as possible, often while holding a pillow, blanket or stuffed animal (also known as a stuffy") very close to or over one's face. Flutching is most often done by children usually as a form of self-soothing.

Q: "What is that kid doing over there...some sort of weird contortionist act?"

A: "No, she's just flutching."

by zandksmom June 2, 2011