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Funting

"OMG! We were funting! I'm so embarrassed."
by Kayla Noyes May 18, 2025
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Funting bastich

Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.
- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!

- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.

- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!
by trikespotter November 26, 2011
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Funning

Funning is a word you use when someone has asked you "Are you having fun?" or something annoying while you are trying to enjoy something. Instead of just saying "Yes, I am having fun." You can say: "I'm funning!" and then the person who asked will now begin to ask people "Are you funning?" This word is for convenience, so use it.
Person: Playing video games
Annoying guy: "Are you having fun?"

Person: "Ya, I'm funning, now go away man."
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Flunting

The epitome of stupid; The genre Destroyer. A hypocritical user that usually vapes or juuls and is or were gay.
You're have been so flunting lately.
by Bagon September 11, 2018
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faunting

(Fornt-ing) To faunt, is to bite your checks and try and smile, resulting in what is uncommonly know as faunting.

Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.
Jeremy was frustrated because he failed his school exam so he faunted at the teacher.

Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.
by Sir Faunts-a-lot October 15, 2008
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Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
by P Singer August 10, 2018
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fuxting

1. More vulgar, ultimately better variant of the term "sexting".

2. Variant for the lame-ass word for sending nude pics via text message, which the media seems to think is so damn clever and catchy.
TGB: Haha, Chris just got busted for fuxting.

CH: Yeah, I heard he was sending pics of his girlfriend to all his buddies.

Someone: Wait, isn't that called "sexting"?

TGB: No. Shut up.
by Thunder God Ben April 17, 2009
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