Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.
Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
by The Funktapus January 8, 2013
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(adj) a word used in the youtube video, "cat planet," meaning awesome or cool. It is generally good when something is called funkatronic. Also used to describe a good dancer.
Bill: Dude, I totally just got that girl's number.
Dave: Funkatronic, dude!
Frank: Did you see Ted's dance moves!?
Gary: Yeah, I wish I was as funkatronic as him....
Dave: Funkatronic, dude!
Frank: Did you see Ted's dance moves!?
Gary: Yeah, I wish I was as funkatronic as him....
by ShankMaster3000 April 13, 2011
Get the funkatronic mug.Funkatron is the communications officer for the autobots. His robot form is a large pimp in a purple fedora who routinly has to smack a hoe so he can get a new Colt 45. His disguise is of a large mid 70's purple caddy with a velvet dash. He can speak only in slap bass tones.
Optimus Prime: Quick! Funkatron call bumblebee and warm him about Megatron!
Funkatron: BOM BA BOW BOW! BOM BONUP DAT!
Optimus Prime:?
Funkatron: BOM BA BOW BOW! BOM BONUP DAT!
Optimus Prime:?
by erikissuperfuckingawesome March 28, 2008
Get the funkatron mug.A combination of both the word "funky" and "retarded." Used to describe something strange and out-of-place, but also of a generally disliked nature.
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