Fumming

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

by Luke the Snook May 19, 2011

Fum

Basically how British people pronounce the word "fam".

Chav 1 - "m8 Arsenal focking sucks ya bloody mug".

Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".

by Homeless Chicken October 13, 2017

Fum

Farting and cumming simultaneously.

Last night my boyfriend fummed in bed and totally ruined the mood.

by monoga_ May 28, 2021

Fum

Fum is chum. Chum is fum.
Fum is what chum is made of.
Chum is what fum is made of.

Fum cannot live without Chum, while Chum cannot live without Fum.

Dude, I love chum in my fum!

But fum is chum, asshole.

by Dexxturz July 04, 2011

Fummed

When you fart and cum at the same time making the experience even nastier.

Bro! I totally Fummed her last night. She puked.

by ISUNick March 30, 2011

Fumming

An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure

Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still

I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car

by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019

Fum

Acronym of "Fucked-Up Man"

For use when:
a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?)
b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket.
c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old.
... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)

I am officially a fum.

God, he is such a fum.

by timmyaung July 21, 2010