Furcoat

(Noun) Closeted Furry. The wordplay is based around how fur coats are stored in a closet. Similiarly,closeted furs stay there as they haven't left the closet yet due to fear of being rejected by society.

"Anon 1: Playing snoot game does not make one furry."
"Anon 2: Ok Furcoat"

by BasedWaycist88 November 30, 2021

Funcomfortable

(adj.) A word describing your fun activities, such as sex. You're somewhere in the middle of mildly and incredibly uncomfortable.

"Dear god, Mikey. Danielle was so fucking amazing in bed last night, but I was so funcomfortable that my left leg fell asleep."

by ThethetheNicky March 8, 2009

mikey fusco

MIKEY FUSCO MORE LIKE MIKEY FUKSO! HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE THAT HE CAN EVEN GIVE A GIRL A BONER! THAT'S RIGHT LADY'S CAN GET FEMALE BONERS! OH MY GOD BUT YEAH THE DEFFINITION OF MIKEY IS PERFECTION AND AMAZE BALLS!

Me: Mikey Fusco Is giving me a lady boner
Friend: ..... But girls can't have a Bon-

Me: SHHH YES THEY DO... you just don't know it yet...

by ToBeOneLovez December 10, 2013

Fumo fren

This is the meaning of having a friend on the internet that likes or has a fumo~fumo plushie which is a touhou plush.

Hello Fumo fren!

by Nichi-Jou! January 25, 2021

Fuconomy

Short for "fucked up economy".

My retirement account is gone. I can't get a car loan. My company just laid off a bunch of people. This fuconomy is killing me.

by Dot2003 December 21, 2008

Fumbo

A dumb person who is just beyond fucking dumb.

"Look at that fumbo trying to eat soup with a fork"

by BrandonMWX June 21, 2016

Fuccoutrements

Accoutrements for fuckin'. Condoms, lube, toys, etc.

"I find girls aren't as skeeved out by a drawer full of dong bags, cock rings, and pussy jellies if you call them 'Fuccoutrements'. Way classier."

by Kevmulk October 17, 2012