mega-fuckton

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.

"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."

by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

Fuckonami

A slang term used to express Konami's greed. Used usually by people who are criticizing Konami's greedy practices.

Fuckonami , they just implemented a new shady business practice into the new Metal Gear game.

by Fat Guy In Iowa May 7, 2018

Furton

A good fighter, usually raised by wolves in the wild with the instinct to knock peoples blocks off for pure enjoyment. A killer in every sense of the word.

OMG how did Reed get knocked out so fast? I think that kid he faught was a Furton.

by James b C September 30, 2006

Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

by MatthewTay November 9, 2007

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.

Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!

by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008

Fuconomy

Short for "fucked up economy".

My retirement account is gone. I can't get a car loan. My company just laid off a bunch of people. This fuconomy is killing me.

by Dot2003 December 21, 2008