fuckstick

A huge fucking idiot, a tool, a moron

Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you

by Me June 26, 2004

Fucksticks!

1. A word used to express total annoyance

2. A word used to describe those who have caused you total annoyance.

3. A group of teenage idiots that hang around shopping centres, swearing, spitting and acting hyper.

1. " My internet connection has gone again! FUCKSTICKS!!"

2. "My energy company sent me an estimated bill for about 5 times more than is humanly possible to consume. Fucksticks!"

3. Tina decided to use the south entrance to the mall, owing to the high concentration of fucksticks spitting and leaping about outside the north entrance.

by MagickDio April 24, 2010

Fuckstickistan

The physical/geographic origin of people who are fucksticks. If one is from Fuckstickistan, they are a Fuckstick or Fucksticki.

"What's the weather like in Fuckstickistan? (You fuckstick)" "He was so busy figuring out how to get back to Fuckstickistan, I couldn't get his attention to order my beer."

by rabiddog January 13, 2006

Fuckstick

A prototypical "look at me don't you think I am cool" dipshit with a shaved head, Oakley sunglasses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, Hurley or Fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted F-150 with an oversized No Fear or Fox sticker on the back window. Typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. These tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. They spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. They can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old English script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. They will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.

There goes Mr. FOX Racing. That fuckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame-ass F-150 blasting rap music.

by malarrya March 17, 2008

fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013

fuckstick

1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.

2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.

1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.

by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007

Fucksticle

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'

Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.

by spabath January 19, 2008