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fucktrousers 

First uttered by Steve Firth on Usenet (<1g7erz5.jqqjucw596s5N%%steve%@malloc.co.uk>), this is simply another variant on all those fuck-<insert-noun-here> insults that people use.

Very good, don't you think?
Heck, you'll never know will you, fucktrousers?
fucktrousers by Harvey Denton January 11, 2004

Fucktisserie 

When the fuckery keeps going around and around.
Today has been 8 hours on a large fucktisserie. Time to go home.
Fucktisserie by Dainmatenurse June 11, 2018

Fuckassery 

The process of inserting the penis in to the anal hole
Jenna and Mike had great time engaging in fuckassery.
Fuckassery by ITSME;YESMEFUCKFACE January 18, 2013

fuckposter 

Someone who needlessly adds profanity to public posts on social media solely to appear "edgy," cool, or more intelligent. They will typically add unnecessary "fucks" when posting in praise of something (e.g. some movie, show or band is fucking amazing) when the complimentary adjective is sufficient. The fuckposter will often also subscribe to the theory that intelligent people use more profanity in conversation, while not grasping that this only applies to spontaneous verbal communication and not to planned written posts and emails.
"Man, that dude never misses a chance to shoehorn a "fuck" or "shit" into every post. He's a real fuckposter."
fuckposter by M240guy September 28, 2022

fuckassery 

A term used by mechanics to describe the utter dogshit engineering and design of newer vehicles.
Guy one: To replace the ac compressor on this dogshit euro trash land rover you have to drop the fuckin tranny
Guy two: what a bunch of fuckassery
fuckassery by rogan.42 November 22, 2023

Fucktose intolerant 

The condition of completely being unable to tolerate other people's bullshit.
After listening to the patronizing comments in the boardroom, Sarah decided she was officially fucktose intolerant and called out the nonsense for what it was.
Fucktose intolerant by Spade. November 29, 2024