fuckurd

Fucking-Turd, fucking fuck turd

You Fuckurd, You Fucking Turd

by BradM May 12, 2007

fuckturd

What happens after anal sex

I was banging this chick in her ass, and when we got done she laid a fuckturd.

by Bumdumbidum December 26, 2008

Fuckturds

A general term of disgruntlement and angst.

"My computer has crashed again . .. Fuckturds!!"

by Jon_Adams2 April 25, 2012

Fuckturd

When she shits on your dick as lube during sex

Bro my girl and I decided to try fuckturd last night and it was amazing

by Dickandballs543 January 11, 2020

Fuckturd

fuckturd.... a turd (aka bowel movement.. a shit...a crap...a poop) fuckturd...is a turd named by its owner fuckturd..is a turd that changed its path going out.....

Fuckturd...is a turd that can do reverse fuckturd.....is a turd that does reverse as soon as it gets interrupted

fuckturd... is a turd that gets interrupted and goes in reverse

Hey did everything come out all right he asked me....well no...it was a fuckturd...dont interrupt me when i am taking a crap

by PRETTY IN COPPER June 25, 2017

HMCS. Fuckurd

HMCS. Fuckuerd: The HMCS Fuckurd was a cargo steamer built by the Royal British Shipbuilding Company of London England. She was the thirteenth ship of the WWI fleet built and was launched in 1919. She is the sister ship of the Kinmountia.

Tragically, on April 20th, 1920, at 16:20 the Fuckurd collided with another ship, the "Spirit of Ireland"and "shattered as if a bottle of whiskey was smashed ." She sank in under a minute and took 69 of her seamen down with her.

Fuckuer' d the HMCS. Fuckurd

by Harry M.F. Pirate October 1, 2016

fuckturdtard

A fucking turd who is also a fucking retard ... in brief, of course.

My girlfriend dumped me for another guy. She is such a fuckturdtard.

by Lee Lamberts October 28, 2006