fuckstumble

A person born out of the biggest mistake in their dad's life good luck

Son you are the fuckstumble of my life.

by Shmoefatfk89 March 14, 2018

Fuckstump

A quadruple amputee that another person wants to engage in sexual intercourse with.

I saw the perfect fuckstump today.

by PrincessTT May 21, 2021

fuckstub

(1) a person who is acting in an idiotic manner, and annoying virtually everybody within a five-mile radius.

(2) a woman or man without any arms or legs - a stub for fucking.

(1) Christ, Jimmy is such a fucking fuckstub, I wish someone would cosh him in the teeth.

(2) Yeah, I went down to that cripples ward, found myself a fuckstub to take home with me.

by BTMNKY January 12, 2004

Beshitted Fuckstumble

Originally coined by David Simon (creator of The Wire), it refers to prodigious douchebags with opinions that leave much to be desired.

I thought Josh was an Obtuse Fuck but he is much worse than that, he is a Beshitted Fuckstumble.

by The Gipper October 30, 2018

[fuckitude]

When something is so garte that you cannot find a word to describe it.

I got the best head last night dude it was like... like... its was just pure fuckitude.

by Chance Dummitt January 23, 2008

Fuckstump

A female whos arms and legs have been removed, and is used solely as a toy for sexual pleasure.

Toshirama, after cutting the legs and arms off of a village girl, proceeded to bounce the fuckstump on his erect penis.

by Party Team November 4, 2012

fucktud

form of the word tud, a really big turd, someone who is lazy and sits on their ass... alot.

"You're a fucktud dude."

by J-NUTS January 3, 2006