Fuckshop

When nothing is going according to plan or has gone bad due lack of planning. Similar to cluster fuck, or fubar.

None of the bouncers had a VIP list, the main DJ didn't show up, and they ran out of liquor. The whole event was a fuckshop.

by Firstorbit June 29, 2016

fuckshot

An ejaculatory expression of fluid from a penis (spunk, cum) that occurs as a result of sexual intercourse. However, this projection of ejaculate must occur outside of the body, with no further physical influence or assistance other than said intercourse.

To be clear, upon approaching climax, the male will remove his penis from the orifice he is penetrating at the crucial moment, and proceed to ejaculate without any physical assistance to his penis this creating a handsfree cumshot. This, is referred to as a fuckshot.

Fratboy 1: "So you came without her even jacking your cock off for the big finish?"

Fratboy 2: "Yep, just popped my cock out of her and blurted a nice heavy fuckshot all over her stomach. It's the only way to go!"

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

fuckshower

When you hit your sister's chest.

I Gave Lucy A Fuckshower Screaming Dolphin.

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

Fuckshop

A specific area where a bunch of asswipes usually hangout to make fun of people walking pass

"Jeez I don't wanna walk past that fuckshop today!"

by Trevipedia June 3, 2016

fuckahoe

the act of giving up on trying to get with a girl after a while of continuously trying to.

Taylor- I"ve been trying to get with this girl for so long and its not going anywhere! wtf
Adam- Well then i guess its time to fuckahoe!

by Jizmar July 31, 2009

fucksheet

Someone who is so low of a being that they have to refered to as a sheet that some Jews use when fucking. Yes, some people actually take a bed sheet and cut a hole in it for a penis and have sex through it. If you are on that level of low, you pretty much suck at life.

"You are such a fucksheet!".

by SickPhuck May 1, 2008

Fuckshow

A situation or thing that is really dire.

Arsenal lost to Hull, at HOME. What a fuckshow!

Nicklas Bendtner is the biggest fuckshow in town. Cunt.

I wish the price of oil would stop going down, my spread bet is turning into a fuckshow.

by Wayne Gashley December 18, 2008