No fucks given

Walking into a neighbors house uninvited while walking your dog as well as eating a banana at the same time

Walking into a neighbors house uninvited while walking your dog as well as eating a banana at the same time so there is “no fucks given”

by Kueenkatelyn February 18, 2018

Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 19, 2016

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT

Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

0 fucks given

Jane Fonda

that one text post: if you google “0 fucks given” on google, jane fonda will appear

by destielisrealmf November 8, 2019

Zero fucks given

Josh Thompson

In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given

by Bestington March 23, 2020

0 fucks given

Mikoto

Shelley: 0 fucks given?
Haru: Mikoto. That's Mikoto

by yatagarasu August 5, 2016

zero fucks given

phrase invented by my girl...to describe an attitude of not caring at all...same as don't give a fuck...zfg was invented recently (2015) by my girl, the licensed psychotherapist who councils and provides therapy in her private practice, helping many cope with their problems and ongoing daily stress...

that dude just cut me off, while blending into highway express lane, zero fucks given

by packinbiggie May 28, 2016