Fuckwit

Someone who wastes time perusing pointless sites like Urban Dictionary rather than doing something productive. Applies particularly to those who submit definitions.

Mark: "Get anything useful done today TOM?"

Tom: "Nah, been fucking around on Youtube and Urban Dictionary all day."

Tom is a fuckwit.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

Fuckwit

A very foolish person; idiot; imbecile; cockwomble; muppet; douche bag; somebody who makes outrageously idiotic statements while convinced that they are absolutely correct; somebody who doesn't understand basic English, or other appropriate language, or grasp fundamental concepts; somebody who is incapable of reason or logic; someone who acts in an egregious fashion.

Did you see that fuckwit, John, on Shiva's panel last night?

by The Church of 4 September 2, 2021

Falcon bay fuckwit

A drop kick from falcon bay

Hey look it’s the falcon bay fuckwit

by Djjshshs December 2, 2021

fuckwithable

the percentage one is able to or unable to fuck with a person place or thing

My cat is just SO fuckwithable.

He's not so fuckwithable.

by JustV August 22, 2014

fuckwithability

the level at which one is susceptible to fuckwithing

Yo nigra, that bitches fuckwithability is off da chain.

by QuantamLeap October 14, 2008

fuckosity

1. affected or excessive devotion to being fucked.

2. the quality of being a fuck, fucked or interjection into fucked situations.

I just got off the phone with Bob, and he told me some major fuckosity.

There's fuckosity afoot.

I can't believe the fuckosity that Karl has gotten himself into.

by Keith Berger May 13, 2010

Fuckwit Convention

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.

Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.

by Mighty-D April 7, 2011