fucknut

Backstage slang: The small square-headed nut on the side of a C-clamp used to hang a light from a bar. Secures the light so it won't swing side to side. So called because they are easy to over-tighten, snapping the nut and making the clamp useless.

Stagehand: Fuck! I busted the fucking fucknut!

Lead Electrician: *sigh* get a new clamp from storage and swap it out... fast.

by We'll sleep when we're dead. December 28, 2005

Fucknut

A person who fucks a person's nuts.

Please don't touch my nuts. You're being a fucknut.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

fucknut

One who is "hyper-stupid." Or one who is more stupid than stupid itself: hence a fucknut.

The girl called the guy, whom she liked, and told him that she hated him, thus the guy, knowing that she did indeed like him, called her a fucknut.

by Chad Collins December 27, 2003

fucknut

One who is an idiot, or a dumbass, or a shit-for-brains.

Damn dude, don't be suck a fucknut.

by Dick Smack January 8, 2003

Fucknut

Someone who's a complete and utter fool and has absolutely no clue as to how foolish they look.

That person is a fucknut

by gargle oil December 16, 2008

fucknut

Some one so annoying that they dont leave you alone, like those fucknuts on msn messenger.

Robert Baker

by Jamie Wright February 21, 2004

fucknut

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris as the character Ted Maul in the 'Animals' episode of Brass Eye.

Local press caught whiff of a weird one when the vandal shot his paint straight at the cow in the form of words like "twat", and later "fucknut" and "arsecandle"...

by Montesquieu March 13, 2004