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Ivan Fuckalot

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One of the sexiest men alive.
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A lang of British origin with many definitions. Of which are:
1. Worth absolutley nothing
2. A feeble and unsucessful attempt
3. An overall bad experience
4. An interjection of anger, excitement, or disbelief.
1. "It's Mickey mouse mate... and it's worth, a fuckall."
2. I just spent all evening with that girl and got absolutley fuckall out of it.
3. It's so damn windy I couldn't even begin to golf, and it was just a fuckall of a time.
4. Oh fuckall! Did you just grab my ass?
fuckall by Michael Vinduska September 19, 2003

Fuckalala 

A feeling of oneness with God/The universe/The known.

A spiritual feeling where all emotions are experienced at the same time.

All aspects of being - thinking and feeling are in total absolute synchronicity.
It is an expressive word and a descriptive word.
Stargazing by myself that night that elusive feeling of fuckalala sprinkled over me.
Fuckalala by Paradoxical Universe October 27, 2011

Fuckity Fuckallelujah 

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.
An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!

fucklaton 

A fucklaton is the largest amount there can be of any given thing.
Damn, he ate a fucklaton of wings!!!
fucklaton by KillerArdvark June 26, 2006

Fuckallery 

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.
Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.
Fuckallery by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010