Nose fuck

Nosey person sticking there ore in where it ain’t wanted

You nose fuck! stay the fuck out of my life

by Jo peep June 13, 2018

nose fuck

To stick your prostate up a womens nose repeatedly until you ejaculate out of her tear gland in her eye

"Snort snot.. AHhh me oho that is one harsh nose fuck!"

by saucy cream cheese bedroom August 31, 2006

Fat Nose Fuck

Used for tall, broke, and skinny fucks, who can’t play any sports because they will dislocate his knee.

Look at Cody, he is a Fat Nose Fuck!

by Get Fuckeddd October 15, 2019

nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024

nose-toe fuck

The act of having a sexual partner insert their pinkie toe into your nostril during coitus as a form of sexual pleasure.

He snaps me regularly and asked me if I wanted to nose-toe fuck, and I gladly said yes.

Last night after a nice dinner, he took me back to his house and we nose-toe fucked. It was very nice.

by nice jewish babe November 10, 2018

nosey fuck

Someone who has nothing else to do but read Ashleigh's MySpace comments

John is a nosey fuck.

by AshleighLeBlanc December 24, 2008

Fucknosed

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.

"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"

by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008