Christ-Fuck

1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration

1. Last night Jimmy totally Christ-fucked me.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.

by Samhain69 March 26, 2009

Jesus fuck me christ

What one says when scared so much they become angry.

Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!

by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018

Christmas Fuck

listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick

I had a great Christmas Fuck last night

by Hdowbs December 3, 2022

Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023

Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion

Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over

by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016

Christiana Tity Fuck

When You Shit Between A Girls Jumbilees Right Before Engaging in Tity Fucking her.

Things Were Getting alittle Kinky in the relationship so Sean Came up with the idea to Christiana Tity Fuck Taylor.

by Dr. Stratton Longwater January 16, 2008

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018