Christ-Fuck

1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration

1. Last night Jimmy totally Christ-fucked me.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.

by Samhain69 March 26, 2009

Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion

Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over

by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016

jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

by meetthetony September 10, 2005

Jesus fuck me christ

What one says when scared so much they become angry.

Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!

by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

Christ fucker

Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.

That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.

by Shming80 January 24, 2011

christ fucker

Someone that fucks you just when you're being Christ-like in your coolness towards them, or just some funny shit to spew.

Yo, ass-face, I just gave you that move back, how can you checkmate me? Christ fucker!

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008