when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)
Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
by phan4life May 17, 2010
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Bro 1: "Fucccc Fornite is down, what should we do tonight?"
Bro 2: "Text Casper and all her friends, time to go dynamite fishing:
Bro 1: "Fucccc Fornite is down, what should we do tonight?"
Bro 2: "Text Casper and all her friends, time to go dynamite fishing:
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by Dspice October 20, 2016
Get the Arkansas Fishing rod mug.The activity of catch and release dating on tinder.
Technique involves right swiping multiple people and use of lures such as a dynamic profile combined with sexy, fun pictures to match and catch a date.
Once caught and after a brief encounter, the date is released and returned to the dating pool.
Technique involves right swiping multiple people and use of lures such as a dynamic profile combined with sexy, fun pictures to match and catch a date.
Once caught and after a brief encounter, the date is released and returned to the dating pool.
by tacogirl.com April 1, 2017
Get the tinder fishing mug.Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?
Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!
Tito: It looks angry!
Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!
Tito: It looks angry!
by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009
Get the Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks mug.When someone is looking to gain followers on twitter so they follow a large number of people hoping to gain a couple and a few days later unfollow all of them, but still keep the followers they gained.
Person 1: im gonna get 200 followers tonight!!
Person 2: How do you plan on doing that?
Person 1: I'm goin fishin! ... Follower Fishing!!!!
Person 2: How do you plan on doing that?
Person 1: I'm goin fishin! ... Follower Fishing!!!!
by @KPH1LL1P August 3, 2012
Get the follower fishing mug.Cam's Fishing Rod is a very unknown shock video sent on discord of people sticking their hands up two men's assholes and pulling the insides of the arse out causing them to prolapse, After this they stick the two men's insides together during this the two men are heavily moaning. It then cuts to them playing with the anus, ending in an "anus kiss" of sorts, the start of the video has a fishing rod creating a very high pitch sound to hurt the person's ears. earliest version being sent by a user called Cam. This is one of the more tame shock video's but can still leave a lasting impact.
Either sent blank without any context, with the context of 'informing them' of what it i,. or to bait people into thinking its about fishing.
Either sent blank without any context, with the context of 'informing them' of what it i,. or to bait people into thinking its about fishing.
Guy 1 : You Like fishing?
Guy 2 : yeah
Guy 1 : Aw man did you see Cam's Fishing Rod?
Guy 2 : Who's?
Guy 1 : I'll show you
*2-3 minutes later*
Guy 2 : WHAT THE FUCK
Guy 1 : did you like it?
Guy 2 : yeah
Guy 1 : Aw man did you see Cam's Fishing Rod?
Guy 2 : Who's?
Guy 1 : I'll show you
*2-3 minutes later*
Guy 2 : WHAT THE FUCK
Guy 1 : did you like it?
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