Frusterbate

Masterbating out of total frustration.

I frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010

frusterbation

frusterbation: noun, the state of being sexually unsatisfied after repeatedly trying for an excessively long time, perhaps as a failed attempt at masturbation.
frusterbate: verb transitive, to induce the state of frusterbation.

First he went down on me, then he tried toys, nothing worked, I was completely frusterbated.
Man, talk about frusterbation, I was so close, then my ma walked in my room and said dinner was ready so I had to torque that baby down into my grundies.

by shoots-the-moon March 3, 2010

Crustomer

Any customer at any facility that is there to ruin your life. Wether they know it or not.

“I pay your wages”- crustomer

“This damn crustomer just vomited all over the bathroom”

by fuckedoffwaitress July 24, 2018

Crustomer

A crusty ass customer who can't recognize the difference between customer service and flirting.

That crustomer just rolled up in the bank and told me I had a beautiful finger when I showed him how to use the ATM.

by Therealhneal January 10, 2015

frusteritido

The English departments failure to recognize and understand words

Jeez, frusteritido made me lose 59 points off of my English Paper and now I need to redo it to get them back.

by Kieran Mc. June 17, 2008

Krustomers

Old annoying krusty customers.

Ah crap, here comes some more krustomers!

by Manibumble January 31, 2009