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Con the fruiterer

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"
"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."
by William Richey November 13, 2003
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fruitable

something which is neither fruit, nor vegetable, but is somehow both, depending on what dictionary you read
according to dictionary #1, a pumpkin is a fruit.according to dictionary#2, it is a vegetablt. i therefore conclude that a pumpkin is a FRUITABLE
by just jen August 26, 2003
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Fruitarded

To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.

(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").
"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"
by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009
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frustarded

Frustration that results from dealing with retarded people or "tards"
I am so frustarded by Mongo and his posse.
by K-Mancho April 22, 2009
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frustarded

When a person is so frustrated, they end up doing something really retarded out of frustration, with sometimes hilarious results.
He was so frustarded trying to parallel park that he banged his head on the steering wheel and it broke.
by Stram Broker August 25, 2009
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fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.
"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"
by bellephly August 18, 2006
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fruitarian

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).
I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.
by MasterBastard April 27, 2006
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