cryogenically frozen

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Frozen Stink Pickle

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.

Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.

by Shredward Norton March 2, 2011

Frozen poop shank

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.

Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.

by Derpules May 14, 2012

frozam

Hottest and coolest cosplayer ever. Deserves all the love in the world. Incredible French accent. Owns the cutest cat ever

“Hey did you see Frozam’s new post?” “Yeah! Frozam is the hottest person my I have ever laid eyes on!”

by Mysterious_Mushroom July 11, 2021

suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.

Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

by jjrubadub April 18, 2010

frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016

frozen suicide

Drinking the biggest slushie to can find(usually the one bigger than your head) in as little time possible.

Spenny tried a frozen suicide at the Husky in Morinville.

by RED I May 16, 2006