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Frontal-Mermaid

The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.
David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.
by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011
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frontal liberty

the liberty spike version of a top-hawk, liberty spikes on thetop or front of your head, with short, stubbly hair in the sides and back
groupie: that frontal liberty is hardcore!!!
me: cuz its mine
by lilGOTH of chicago January 20, 2009
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frontal assault

1: To attack someone from the front, usually hitting them in the face, tit, vagina, stomach or testicle areas.

2: To elope with another male and a female leaving her frontal openings blocked. Done with trio's
1: Zomfg Christian Mu just frontal assaulted me and my god did he do damage to my genitals.

2: Nick and I just frontal assaulted Lukas
by Christian Mu March 14, 2008
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frontal wedgie

When a woman's undies get trapped on one side of the folds of her quiddy-quaddy.
I'm never wearing these underwear again. They give me a frontal wedgie.
by artysyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006
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frontal frock

it is a dress that you wear on the front half of your body but nothing on the back half
bob: hey i like that dress turn around let me see the back of it.

jill: really its a frontal frock (turns around)

bob: what the hells wrong with you put somethong else on.
by 100% grimace May 16, 2009
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Frontal Ass

Frontal Ass is a condition that evolves from FUPU Fat Upper Pussy/Penial Area}inwhich the frontal upper pussy area has gone beyond just being a little chubby and not has taken on and ass like shape. Thus, Frontal Ass
Check that Frontal Ass on that ho . . can't tell if dat bitch is walking front way or back way
by Yul September 3, 2005
mugGet the Frontal Assmug.

full frontal

thoroughly, completely and totally (from full frontal nudity)
They turned the party into a full frontal rumor mill.
by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2008
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