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Grillbert

A name used to describe someone with bad teeth, or a FUCKED UP GRILL.
"Check out Grillbert over there and his snaggle tooth."
by Jaygie July 30, 2007
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Fribbert

That wedgie was so atomic it snagged a couple of fribberts
by Monstersjumper August 15, 2018
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Filberto

Filbertos are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filbertos commonly call themselves "Fili" (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filbertos love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the fridge. Filberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filbertos are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks and things that people leave behind.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filberto!"
by THICCLISHOUS JONES January 16, 2022
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Filbert

From the Animal Crossing series, known locally in Japan as “Ricky” and not to be confused with the character of same name from Rocko’s Modern Life.

Filbert is a blue, lazy squirrel boy who constantly blushes. Not that it bothers me, but whatever. He has appeared in every Animal Crossing game to date. His birthday is on June 3rd.

Filbert used to be a slight bit of a femboy back then. Prior to Animal Crossing: New Leaf, he was wearing a dress if I recall correctly. In New Leaf, he wore a checkered shirt, and in New Horizons he wore a sweater with a tree on it.

In addition, he REALLY likes food. At least that’s what I’ve heard in Pocket Camp. Don’t worry, he doesn’t eat too much, at least I hope.

It’s possible that he may be a fan of Camellia’s music.
person 1: Damn, Filbert is dummy thicc!
person 2: Even more than that poser Ankha!
by Mister Midori November 27, 2022
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Filbert

1. a species of hazel trees or shrubs (filbert nut is also an alternative name for hazelnut)

2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)

3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
1.

dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about

2.

Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania

3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
by Punchy_207 June 7, 2022
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filbert

The sexual act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a shit (blumkin) in a port-a-potty.
Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."
by TheCompound1341 July 10, 2011
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Filbert

The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.
"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."
by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019
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