Friendish

An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.

Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.

by That's not my Urban name June 18, 2009

friendlier

A friend who chooses to want to got eem

Wow, Shooker really is a friendlier (he is friendly while eeting)!

by ShookWooker October 16, 2017

Friendiverse

A diverse universe of friends.

Kevin signed up on Friendiverse and made a new friend instantly.

by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

Friendie

A picture taken with another person or a group of people. One of the people in the picture is the one taking the picture.

Opposite of a selfie. Proves you do have friends.

You can see the person taking the picture, outstretched arm or they may appare closer to the camera.

Tom: Hey everyone let's do a friendie!!

by lcdwhittxo April 30, 2014

friendsex

casual sexual activity with no emotional strings attached. people who engage in friendsex are friends with benefits

Gage and Caro had friendsex.

by teh ninja July 21, 2008

Friendipetter

A friend that all they do when they come over is pet your dog.

Should I invite Jacob to the party?

Nah, he's a friendipetter. All he'll do is hang with your dog.

by jutlan January 13, 2021

friendlies

Military slang short for friendly troops.

"We can't use an air-strike because there are too many friendlies in the area!"

by briles24 May 3, 2006