friendly fire

When you fart and the smell hits only you.

OMG I bust ass in the car today. I had to roll the window down, total friendly fire.

by Ali_ababwa June 20, 2016

friendly fire

A popular american sport where they like to bomb anything that moves including weddings, their allies, the press corps, aid workers, their own men......

"Is it one of ours?

Who cares shoot the fuckers anyway."

by black flag June 7, 2004

Friendly fire

An Oxymoron

Murphy's law: Friendly fire--isn't

by Cpt.Bob November 2, 2003

Friendly fire

leading cause of casualties in Bush Jr.'s invasion of Iraq

Stupid US Soldier: THIS IS FOR THE CIVIL WAR U BRIT!!!
British Soldier: wait a second...

by LinKuei-Sephiroth July 31, 2003

Friendly Fire

When you have a serious case of diarrhea and you think you have finished. You go to wipe and another pocket of brown shoots you in the hand.

Hey Henry, why are spending so much time at the sink? Bill, I had a bad case of friendly fire.

by Chris Donnelly October 3, 2005

Friendly Fire

A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.

"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"

by Chad Idaho November 30, 2011

friendly fire

to shoot at your allies or own team. also see george bush and united states air force

brittish forces: requesting air attack 47‹36Œ54.21N, 117‹39Œ20.89W
US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)

by georgeilingus September 8, 2007